Transformers is spectacular. It is an epic odyssey. Fucking fabulous. Whatever you want to call it. If you want to catch the movie first-hand experience, you definitely should not read on as I expose pretty much the entire plot on these pages. Your choice. You know I don't care.
A long time ago, Cybatron was in peace and everything was well. The Megatron and his followers started a war that consumed Cybatron, and everything inside it. The Cube, All Spark, which is this object filled with power or something, is lost to the universe. Hence, Megatron follows it into space - to Earth.
But, he is frozen for a long time, discovered first by Sam Witwicky's grandpa. Captain Archibald, who led a team to the Arctic Circle, his glasses hold the information to the Cube's location.
Sam's father takes him to a garage to buy his first car - Bumblebee. The car is kind of weird, controls its own radio and path, but of course, Sam claims all that is because the car is old. But of course, he doesn't know the truth yet.
At the US Base Camp, they detect an unidentified object trespassing on US Military Airspace. It lands, transforms into a robot, attacks the military there and attempts to download all the Top Secret files stored in the main computer system.
Meanwhile, Sam gets hot girl Mikaela to get in his car to give her a ride home and on that's how they get entwined.
Sam's car is kidnapped and when he follows it, he sees this huge robot thingy rising up from who-knows-where. The cops don't believe him. Then, Mikaela and Sam discover that Bumblebee is the good guy and Bumblebee fights one of the bad guys, saving their lives.
Then, suddenly, this horde of vehicles drives in and transforms into robots. These are Optimus Prime, and I can't remember anymore. But one was this doctor robot and another was a weapon specialist.. I think. The doctor robot said a cute little punch line you guys just have to catch.
So Optimus Prime tells Sam and Mikaela all about the war and how they must find the Cube before Megatron. There's a good scene after that with irritating parents, but then Bumblebee is captured.
Of course, the US Military finally listens to this lady who discovered some clue to the robots hacking mission and then they enter this dam, where the cube is kept and Megatron is frozen.
There is an awesome - and nerve-wracking fight scene after that but finally, finally! Sam gets together with Mikaela.
It's awesome, and I'm gonna catch it again.
Cast list:
Shia LeBeouf as Sam Witwicky
Megan Fox as Mikaela Banes
Josh Duhammel as Captain William Lenox. This guy has a family back home with his newborn daughter.
Tyrese Gibson as Staff Sgt. Epps
John Turturro as Simmons. This guy leads the S-7, or Sector Seven, this secret group that has known all along about All Spark and Megatron.
Jon Voight as John Keller. The Secretary of Defense.
Rachael Taylor as Maggie Marconi. The girl I told you about up there who discovers the clue. She's an expert in signal detection and decoding assisting the Department of Defense.
Anthony Anderson as Glenn. He helps Maggie out in deciphering the Cybatronian language.
Bernie Mac as Bobby Bolivia. He sold Bumblebee to the Witwickys but doesn't know anything about Cybatron or Megatron or Optimus Prime. Or Bumblebee.
The theme song is What I've Done by Linkin Park. It was directed by Michael Bay and produced by Steven Spielberg.
Go catch that movie now. You know you should and I don't really care if you don't.
Credits:Wikipedia, ReelzChannel.com